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[00:00.66]Mr Mistoffelees - Andrew Lloyd Webber
[00:05.46]You ought to ask Mr Mistoffelees
[00:07.15]The original Conjuring Cat
[00:08.08]The greatest magicians have something to learn
[00:09.90]From Mr Mistoffelees's conjuring turn
[00:11.58]Presto
[00:12.15]And you'll all say:
[00:13.70]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[00:17.75]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[00:23.49]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[00:28.87]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[00:35.68]He is quiet and small
[00:36.61]He is black
[00:38.30]From the ears to the tip of his tail
[00:40.86]He can creep through the tiniest crack
[00:43.10]He can walk on the narrowest rail
[00:46.29]He can pick any card from a pack
[00:49.10]He is equally cunning with dice
[00:51.84]He is always decieving you into believing
[00:54.52]That he's only hunting for mice
[00:57.14]He can play any trick with a cork
[01:00.01]Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
[01:02.57]If you look for a knife or a fork
[01:05.25]And you think it was merely misplaced
[01:08.16]You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
[01:11.04]But you find it next week lying out on the lawn
[01:14.59]And we all say:
[01:16.52]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[01:20.71]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[01:27.83]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[01:31.63]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[01:38.55]His manner is vague and aloof
[01:41.11]You would think there was nobody shyer
[01:43.80]But his voice has been heard on the roof
[01:46.55]When he was curled up by the fire
[01:49.35]And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
[01:52.10]When he was about on the roof
[01:55.03]least we all heard that somebody purred)
[01:57.59]Which is uncontestable proof
[02:00.21]Of his singular magical powers
[02:02.64]And I've known the family to call
[02:05.44]Him in from the garden for hours
[02:08.38]When he was asleep in the hall
[02:11.19]And not long ago this phenomenal cat
[02:14.06]Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
[02:17.12]And we all say:
[02:19.49]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[02:23.57]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[02:30.92]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[02:34.87]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[02:40.18]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[02:45.74]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[02:52.72]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[02:56.60]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[03:03.71]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[03:07.33]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[03:14.67]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[03:18.16]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[03:23.33]Ladies and gentlemen
[03:23.82]I give you the marvelous
[03:25.07]Magical Mr Mistoffelees
[03:28.51]Presto