[ar:浪帝]
[ti:华强萨日朗 (鬼畜版)]
[by:一念通天]
[al:无所事事]
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[00:00.00]华强萨日朗 (鬼畜版) - 浪帝
[00:02.06]有一个人来买瓜
[00:03.50]生异形啊哥俩
[00:05.17]哥们瓜多少钱一斤
[00:06.75]两块钱一斤
[00:08.15]What's up
[00:08.93]这瓜皮子是金子做的
[00:10.87]瓜粒子金子做的
[00:12.66]现在哪有瓜
[00:13.77]这都是大棚的瓜
[00:15.74]挑一个
[00:16.34]行
[00:16.82]这瓜要不熟
[00:18.07]我自己吃了它
[00:19.58]这瓜要是不熟
[00:21.38]你TM劈了它
[00:22.77]满意了吧
[00:23.72]你嫌贵我还嫌贵呢
[00:25.73]十五斤三十块
[00:27.40]这哪有十五斤
[00:28.73]你要不要吧
[00:29.77]你要不要
[00:31.42]你这瓜保熟吗
[00:33.19]你是故意找茬
[00:34.81]我开水果摊能卖你生瓜
[00:37.92]能卖给你生瓜蛋子
[00:39.33]这秤有问题啊
[00:40.67]你TM劈我瓜
[00:41.59]萨日朗
[00:42.65]哎 华强萨日朗
[00:45.56]萨日朗
[00:47.35]有一个人来买瓜
[00:48.95]生异形啊哥俩
[00:50.73]哥们瓜多少钱一斤
[00:52.55]两块钱一斤
[00:53.73]What's up
[00:54.45]这瓜皮子是金子做的
[00:56.42]瓜粒子是金子做的
[00:58.33]现在哪有瓜
[00:59.33]这都是大棚的瓜
[01:01.39]挑一个
[01:01.94]行
[01:02.40]这瓜要是不熟
[01:03.64]我自己吃了它
[01:04.99]这瓜要是不熟
[01:06.83]你TM劈了它
[01:07.65]满意了吧
[01:08.76]你嫌贵我还嫌贵呢
[01:10.58]十五斤三十块
[01:13.04]这哪有十五斤
[01:14.35]你要不要吧
[01:16.29]你要不要
[01:17.09]你这瓜保熟吗
[01:18.81]你是故意找茬
[01:20.48]我开水果摊能卖你生瓜
[01:23.31]能卖你生瓜蛋子
[01:24.48]这秤有问题啊
[01:26.22]你TM劈我瓜
[01:27.84]萨日朗
[01:28.89]哎 华强萨日朗