[ar:天胡制作组、绯村柯北、Mr.岑、祖瑜兄、诺言Jason、伍金拾叁幺]
[ti:五花洞狂想曲-人声]
[by:一顾平笙]
[al:五花洞狂想曲]
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[00:00.00]作词 : 邪叫教主本叫
[00:20.34]作曲 : 伍金拾叁幺
[00:35.61]修炼 修炼 五花洞内修千年
[00:39.99]五毒 大仙，自在逍遥但也挺闲
[00:44.42]一桌 麻将 打了能有五百年
[00:48.70]今天
[00:49.82]金头仙说
[00:50.90]红蟒仙说
[00:52.04]癞团仙说
[00:53.08]壁虎仙说
[00:54.25]毒尾仙
[00:54.98]且慢，禁止套娃
[00:57.67]妖法千般变 不如闹闹这人间
[01:14.98]奴家生来命儿穷
[01:21.44]嫁了个丈夫三寸钉
[01:23.62]别的买卖不会做
[01:25.78]终朝每日卖炊饼
[01:29.48]一马离了
[01:31.26]呀呀啐
[01:32.88]你给我雇的是驴呀
[01:35.65]一驴离了西凉界
[01:41.37]我这里遥望见山路横斜
[01:48.50]我看这娇娘样貌美
[01:50.88]与矮小的丈夫不般配
[01:53.10]好像有邪风吹后背
[01:54.98]我阿嚏一声不理会
[01:57.12]他是看不起我们单身仙
[01:59.60]念动咒语把人形变
[02:01.78]变个盗版武大 和潘金莲
[02:04.05]不信拆不了这姻缘
[02:06.07]怎有两个武大在眼前
[02:08.23]迎头又来个潘金莲
[02:10.50]必是妖魔
[02:14.83]无端生祸
[02:19.16]凡眼如何看破
[02:23.60]难辨对与错
[02:27.91]化形迷乱尘浊
[02:32.24]谁人能解惑
[02:45.58]叫声妖魔听我表
[02:49.54]枉费言辞空徒劳
[02:53.49]全凭妖术装我貌
[02:56.61]乱真假岂容你逍遥
[02:59.88]人与妖 谁知晓
[03:01.70]人与妖 天知晓
[03:03.90]且待咱家行巧妙
[03:05.84]公堂之上来论根苗
[03:10.58]下官，吴大炮
[03:13.78]衙役们呐 有
[03:14.80]衙役们多给点排场
[03:16.88]喊得越高越多年终奖
[03:18.89]衙门外谁人来告状
[03:21.31]我整衣帽坐公堂
[03:23.60]小人名叫武大郎
[03:25.57]我们同样外貌同样腔
[03:28.48]小妇人金莲有诉状
[03:30.48]同样的金莲不相让
[03:32.22]你们同样给我跪一旁
[03:34.29]是真是假自己讲
[03:36.67]天生美貌
[03:38.80]我与她不差分毫
[03:40.99]身量矮小
[03:43.22]我也长得不算高
[03:45.34]怒上眉梢
[03:47.54]东施效颦真可恼
[03:49.75]天师驾到 降魔宝镜照
[03:54.78]镜下现形 五毒妖祟休叫嚣
[03:59.19]天兵天将 叫你今日命难逃