[ar:赵本山]
[ti:东北二人转]
[by:放肆痞子]
[al:7势磅礴]
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[00:00.04]赵本山 - 东北二人转
[00:16.35]王二奶坐房中语泪盈盈啊
[00:37.11]思想起王永祥啊我地老公啊哎哎呀
[01:01.39]老头子你去世呀啊正好一年整啊
[01:11.32]抛下我一个人孤苦伶仃
[01:20.16]白日里没人陪我说点贴心的话呀
[01:29.26]到夜晚我上床来呀摸哪都冷冰冰啊
[01:37.94]苦了吧的做了一个思夫地病
[01:42.26]整日里闹心巴拉差点没把我折腾疯啊
[02:03.94]王二奶呀泪滔滔哇
[02:11.91]楼下来了哇那就两只猫
[02:20.07]老公猫就在前边它就喵喵地叫哇
[02:28.29]后边跟着一个老母猫哇
[02:32.35]公猫前边直蹬腿呀
[02:36.30]母猫在后边弓弓腰哇
[02:40.29]二奶越看我越来气呀
[02:44.21]脱下布鞋我去打猫哇
[02:47.99]也就是二奶我呀用力过猛啊
[02:55.98]把布鞋打进了哇邻居里地酱缸里去了哇
[03:03.63]正赶上邻居的儿媳妇她就去倒酱啊
[03:10.29]把我布鞋当茄包哇
[03:13.32]吭哧上前就咬一口哇
[03:16.11]又骚又臭又皮胶哇
[03:19.48]烂糊糊地茄子包你咋还淹坏了啊哎呀
[03:36.20]王二奶呀泪汪汪啊
[03:43.11]想老公想地我呀脸都焦黄啊
[03:50.36]三天吃不下一碗饭啊
[03:57.27]两天喝不下半碗汤啊
[04:04.40]一碗饭来半碗汤啊
[04:07.34]瘦地我是前腔贴后腔啊
[04:11.07]脚下底布鞋我都穿也穿不住哇
[04:18.08]手上地戒子就叽了咣当啊
[04:21.33]未成走路哇我就上厕所呀
[04:28.20]不扶桌子也得扶墙啊
[04:31.56]老公你走一日我就墙上画一道啊
[04:38.34]你走了两日呀道就成双啊
[04:45.34]老公你一共走了一年整啊
[04:52.44]我横三竖四呀我都画满墙啊
[04:59.68]要不是咱大儿子呀把我那看得紧哪
[05:06.51]从开原顺着铁路一直就画到沈阳啊哎哎呀
[05:25.37]自从你走后啊我天天把你想啊
[05:38.12]邻居地陈老二呀过来就把媒人当啊哎哎啊
[05:58.23]他言说北门外有了一个张铁匠啊啊
[06:05.57]不但他又存款而且还有那别墅房啊
[06:12.67]别看他七十多岁体格可贼拉拉地棒啊啊
[06:19.71]嫁给他几天后哇就能治好你地创伤啊啊哎哎呀
[06:36.88]闻听此言肺气炸呀
[06:40.70]骂声小陈二你太狂拉
[06:42.01]我走地端来行地正啊
[06:47.93]生活作风总得往过尝啊
[06:51.48]现在是考验我的关键时刻呀
[06:55.17]你不要哄我背叛老王啊
[06:58.61]虽然老年婚姻是国家提倡呀
[07:02.50]陈二我告诉你啊你这小王八犊子
[07:05.13]你别给我想那歪的我告诉你啊
[07:07.29]我就是想汉子想死喽
[07:08.78]我也不把二奶当啊哎