[ar:尹光]
[ti:相士大只西]
[by:立春]
[al:相士大只西 数波波]
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[00:00.00]相士大只西 - 尹光 (Wan Kwong)
[00:01.55]词：蒋志光 吕明光
[00:04.09]睇相啦朋友 睇相呢先生
[00:06.71]想发达呀 问我大只西啦
[00:10.34]几时娶老婆 问我大只西啦
[00:13.48]几时有仔生 问我大只西啦
[00:17.92]我大只西相士 有嗰样讲嗰样
[00:20.69]冇嗰样加多一样 总之多一样不如少一样啦
[00:25.24]睇相呢朋友 睇相呢先生
[00:28.59]大只西相士 乜假科咋
[00:31.36]喂 喂 喂 先生 睇你气色唔系几好
[00:33.81]你埋来等我赠你两句吔
[00:36.13]哦 先生贵姓啊 姓陈哇
[00:38.89]哦 睇你恁奀瘦 饮食恒系多充足了 系呃
[00:43.27]你有冇踎低起身见头晕 惊亲跟住打冷震呢
[00:47.23]有呃有呃
[00:47.92]上得百呤二百级楼梯又觉得气喘呀
[00:50.75]你又点知哗 食得多跟住会滞唩 叻 好嘢
[00:54.95]所以话呢 你母亲原来系女人
[01:00.66]渠嫁啱嗰个又姓陈
[01:04.21]嗌交时常为两鈫
[01:08.30]拆屋又惊冇定偾啵
[01:11.70]你自小好惊怕打针
[01:15.42]成日吟沉冇钱 fang6
[01:19.49]你发烧恒会头晕
[01:21.28]做老衬恒喊dum
[01:23.00]成日会啰啰鬈
[01:25.57]又最惊生疮都慌死变疱疹
[01:30.79]你都算太不幸
[01:34.58]有乜难言尽快禀啦
[01:38.00]等我为你排除唔使震㗎
[01:41.80]阿陈生 不过恁啵 你面无四两肉 眼睸唔过目
[01:46.19]人高似碌竹 个相生成孤独个啵
[01:50.64]恁有冇得救啊 有 所谓医者父母心
[01:53.58]等本山人指点你嘅迷津啦
[01:56.17]听住啦
[01:57.61]打牌切记咪撞西呢
[02:01.32]血压高你莫踎低
[02:05.17]对住小姐咪讲粗口
[02:09.11]做乜都咪夹硬嚟
[02:12.78]事事要认低威
[02:16.49]讲少句实会唔蚀底个啵
[02:20.36]我最怕你精得至
[02:24.23]偷食就要慢慢嚟
[02:26.04]凡系赌钱
[02:29.85]赌得势莫过巴巴闭
[02:35.23]担凳仔 吖头位 唔得嘅 仲有啊
[02:38.92]打风行埋骑楼底
[02:42.44]你记住头顶镶钢盔
[02:45.98]你若冷伤风想掼低
[02:48.05]不妨食只鸡
[02:50.54]话之你做人就冇所谓
[02:53.21]你若遇到坏人实听一身蚁
[02:57.01]渠郁你 jiao6 你 fang4 完又再哂
[02:59.42]咪咁容易信人
[03:01.62]畀人点都冇所谓
[03:05.07]本山人绝冇吓鬼
[03:08.86]睇相冇得挥
[03:11.45]虽知人人称我金漆招牌
[03:16.17]大只西