[ar:张黎/张江]
[ti:矮郎会歌后]
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[00:00.00]矮郎会歌后 - 张黎/张江
[00:00.63]张江：
[00:00.73]歌后做老婆
[00:02.10]看你身材胖嘟嘟
[00:04.93]晚上睡觉很暖和
[00:11.01]张黎：
[00:12.12]看你生得矮朵朵
[00:14.95]还想找我做老婆
[00:17.89]太阳出来你还不起呀
[00:20.63]睡得鼻子吹牛角
[00:24.98]像你这种我到看不起哦
[00:26.95]张江：
[00:27.47]你莫嫌我矮戳戳
[00:30.45]哥的脾气是有点恶
[00:33.34]逗得我的鬼火起
[00:36.12]又动手来又动脚
[00:38.45]张黎：
[00:38.91]哎哟 我到会怕你哟
[00:43.22]看你生得矮朵朵
[00:46.10]还说呢脾气有点恶
[00:48.92]要是你敢来动手呀
[00:51.75]提起你小脚就丢下河
[00:54.87]哈哈 你来试试嘛
[00:57.65]张江：
[00:58.69]喊声歌后你莫恶
[01:01.63]还想把我要丢下河
[01:04.46]我反手揪到你头发呀
[01:07.29]脑壳皮子是都逮脱
[01:09.62]张黎：
[01:10.05]哈哈 我好怕你呀
[01:11.62]你这个鬼样
[01:14.38]喊声矮郎听我说
[01:17.32]听你的唱歌还有点恶
[01:20.16]你就像一条大黄狗呀
[01:22.94]差点裤子都被逮脱
[01:26.42]哈哈 你像狗咬裤脚样哟
[01:29.45]张江：
[01:29.96]咋个说得鬼火戳
[01:32.79]你也恶来是我也恶
[01:35.67]不信今晚试试看呀
[01:38.57]衣服裤子一起逮脱
[01:40.79]张黎：
[01:41.29]嘿 我倒不会哟
[01:45.52]我看你就鬼火戳
[01:48.51]头发就像个--窝
[01:51.24]看你这点鬼样子呀
[01:54.12]死不死来嘛活不活
[01:58.09]你看你那两个鬼样子
[01:59.55]还整个公鸡头哦
[02:00.82]张江：
[02:01.32]你莫嫌我小戳戳
[02:04.05]我的身体也不弱
[02:07.04]不信过来试试看呀
[02:09.72]教你几个小动作
[02:11.84]张黎：
[02:12.25]哎哟 我不教你还好了
[02:16.80]看你身体实在弱
[02:19.81]还想教我新动作
[02:22.53]做个动作嘛黑黑你呀
[02:25.42]你连亲嘴都够不着
[02:28.19]哈哈
[02:30.11]张江：
[02:32.44]你莫恶来你莫恶
[02:35.32]还说亲嘴够不着
[02:38.13]找个墩子来垫起呀
[02:40.92]嘴皮咬掉一大坨
[02:43.25]张黎：
[02:43.88]哎呀 你看你站起还打不到我的腰杆
[02:48.12]背时矮郎你莫恶
[02:50.95]歌后呢面前大话说
[02:53.72]多少帅哥都怕我呀
[02:56.60]还怕你这个小秤砣
[02:59.43]张江：
[03:03.63]你莫嫌我小秤砣
[03:06.51]探花 路上我还恶
[03:09.31]多少风雨的我见过呀
[03:12.09]经历多少大场合
[03:14.41]张黎：
[03:14.97]莫吹牛啦
[03:19.21]看你样子真是糟
[03:22.19]还想呢跟我呢过两招
[03:25.03]带你街上走一转呀
[03:27.81]站起还没得我胯子高
[03:30.69]张江：
[03:34.83]你莫嫌我长不高
[03:37.67]探花我还有怪招
[03:40.59]唱完调子跟你克呀
[03:43.41]不搂脖子我抱腰
[03:45.59]张黎：
[03:46.10]嘿 你这种我倒不要
[03:50.35]你连亲嘴够不着
[03:53.33]还想呢亲嘴想抱脚
[03:56.11]唱完调子我走掉呀
[03:58.95]你连闻屁都闻不着
[04:01.68]哈哈 走了
[04:03.09]你想闻屁都闻不着哦
[04:04.50]张江：
[04:04.91]等到