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[ti:【京东大鼓】老来难]
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[00:29.48]老来难是老来难
[00:34.14]劝君别把那老人嫌
[00:38.40]当初我嫌别人老
[00:42.35]如今轮到我头前
[01:00.92]我经常串门去观看
[01:09.12]听我从头说上一番
[01:22.55]那耳聋说话得高声喊
[01:26.36]经常打岔惹人烦
[01:38.43]老眼昏花也看不见
[01:42.30]那鼻涕眼泪擦不完
[01:50.07]那老熟人
[01:54.34]走到近前把我喊那
[01:58.94]愣那李四当张三
[02:05.35]到处边
[02:07.27]青年嫌我走路慢
[02:11.23]说妨碍交通你躲一边
[02:19.03]没牙吃饭也嚼不烂
[02:26.69]哎
[02:42.17]囫囵吞枣咽肚里边
[02:47.92]也许卡中间
[02:51.52]嗓子眼儿像刀剜
[02:55.19]呵喀老半天
[02:58.92]反倒说我馋
[03:02.70]哎 你说我是冤不冤
[03:10.72]吃饭给我一个大粗碗
[03:13.96]陪客让我躲在了一边
[03:29.92]头发泄顶一大片
[03:35.60]小风一吹还有点寒
[03:43.00]戴帽子成了老习惯
[03:46.63]睡觉蒙头都捂严
[03:54.09]就这样
[03:55.99]浑身疼痛还酸懒
[04:03.21]躺下翻身也很为难
[04:10.58]盼着天明天不亮
[04:14.87]越冷解手越没完
[04:23.23]怕夜长北风寒
[04:28.95]伤风感冒病来缠
[04:36.32]老年肺虚咳嗽喘
[04:43.53]还一个劲的吐粘痰
[04:52.78]儿女们都拿白眼看
[04:56.16]嫌我邋遢躲一边
[05:03.58]那心里说
[05:07.12]你已经见了四辈半
[05:11.39]还想再活多少年
[05:17.25]还真是
[05:18.97]我手脚发麻两腿软
[05:26.23]行动坐卧也很困难
[05:31.65]住着拐棍也走不远
[05:36.97]上炕如同爬泰山
[05:44.29]这老年人
[05:47.83]拖拖搭搭叨叨念念
[05:54.47]愣那初二就当了初三
[05:58.56]思前想后心情乱
[06:02.67]是颠三倒四惹人烦
[06:06.93]对待老人啥情感
[06:11.53]您要观察就在民间
[06:15.50]日月如梭催人老
[06:20.34]人人都有老来难
[06:25.87]尊老爱幼是好习惯那
[06:29.36]孝敬老人美名传