[ar:黄子华、古巨基]
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[00:00.06]黄子华、古巨基 - 子华说
[00:01.46]作词：林夕
[00:02.12]作曲：雷颂德
[00:02.88]编曲：雷颂德
[00:03.59]监制：雷颂德
[00:04.30]RAP歌词：黄子华
[00:06.23]黄子华：喂喂喂世界好简单
[00:10.65]但系人类好复杂
[00:12.28]系咁㗎啦好出奇啊
[00:15.01]揾食唧犯法呀我想㗎
[00:16.64]古巨基：神救赎人世靠笑穴
[00:22.26]能诱惑人笑要够绝
[00:26.77]人生有什么好喜悦
[00:31.24]子华说子华说
[00:32.92]黄子华：喇各位我哋唔系唔负责嘅人
[00:37.63]为咗爸爸妈妈短短一刹那嘅快乐
[00:39.97]我哋负责咗几十年喇
[00:41.59]真系桥到船头自然直啊
[00:43.67]定系船到桥头变林夕啊
[00:46.67]拉拉链又一日
[00:47.90]唔拉拉链又一日
[00:49.32]无人揾你做野你咪当自己系伟大嘅艺术家啰
[00:52.73]生勾勾嘅时候系唔会得到应有嘅尊重
[00:55.84]我恭喜你
[00:57.16]你仲伟大过伟大嘅艺术家
[00:59.14]死咗都无人尊重啊
[01:01.82]不过输少当赢啦
[01:03.50]系输净少少都当系赢
[01:05.89]哎呀若要人不知
[01:08.97]唔好咁低
[01:09.69]古巨基：要笑到低脂
[01:13.36]这世界被人笑
[01:16.20]令人笑是头等善事
[01:22.64]丑不丑要自知
[01:24.87]当作表演趣剧够睿智
[01:28.01]黄子华：我好钟意返工啊
[01:31.92]你话唔系鬼上身点讲得出啊
[01:35.74]真系做只猫
[01:37.01]做只狗
[01:38.18]做只出位的马仔
[01:41.33]老板点解我可以做得咁差
[01:43.47]其实我可以做得差啲㗎
[01:45.60]出俾你果份唔系粮
[01:47.22]系赔偿虽然话一千几百
[01:49.31]犹如垃圾
[01:50.11]富贵于我如浮云
[01:51.80]但系浮云于我如命根
[01:53.83]我地满身伤痕
[01:55.20]身无分文
[01:56.41]之但系Buffet不妨食过份
[01:58.80]出猫岂容你太高分啊
[02:00.73]哎哟返工紧系睇钟
[02:02.30]今日最希望系听日打风
[02:03.92]揾食唧犯法呀我想㗎
[02:04.39]古巨基：神救赎人世靠笑穴
[02:09.99]能诱惑人笑要够绝
[02:14.36]栋笃笑大家的死穴
[02:18.93]回水要自嘲花心血
[02:23.30]人类若
[02:24.68]那么易笑不必我卖笑
[02:29.03]玩幽默去拯救这众生
[02:32.69]将苦水饮到喜悦
[02:36.95]子华说子华说
[02:38.31]黄子华：喂喂喂
[02:41.41]你仲唱
[02:42.98]失恋唱情歌
[02:44.96]即系漏煤气闩窗
[02:47.30]爱情呢家嘢
[02:48.51]你预左唔OK
[02:49.53]你就OK
[02:50.29]你唔中意我
[02:51.25]我憎你
[02:52.27]你中意我
[02:53.49]我唔信你
[02:55.42]问世间情为何物
[02:57.20]情侣装系唔怕核突
[02:59.53]初恋之前
[03:00.45]小龙女只需要靓
[03:02.42]靓就唔洗扮啊
[03:03.84]扮就唔谎靓啊
[03:05.06]个时真系肤浅啊嘛
[03:06.55]喇依加个人成熟咗就知道啊原来身材都好重要啊
[03:10.36]一个顶级嘅红颜
[03:11.73]系会带嚟顶唔顺嘅麻烦
[03:13.91]化妆变做乔装
[03:15.48]呢啲就叫做公关
[03:14.42]古巨基：关公最惨好孤单
[03:20.47]好正经不爱玩
[03:22.55]没情爱愁烦
[03:28.29]AB餐拣正餐拣野餐
[03:31.42]至少有条件斗烦
[03:33.02]黄子华：爱情同股票一样
[03:37.09]未入之前会不停咁升
[03:38.87]一但到手就会掉头咁走
[03:41.25]你仲够胆摆酒
[03:42.52]唔怕嘥咗条鱼
[03:43.95]嘥咗只鸡
[03:44.92]同嘥埋只狗
[03:46.33]你爱嘅你得唔到
[03:48.62]你唔爱嘅你甩唔到
[03:50.92]男人对爱情最紧要嘅系新鲜
[03:53.36]但系女人最紧张就系保鲜
[03:56.35]你从来都无爱过我
[03:58.32]你对我已经唔系好似以前咁
[04:00.92]唉夜半诉心声
[04:04.12]何需太高清
[04:05.81]一句到尾一句到尾
[04:07.23]一句到尾
[04:08.09]爱讲是没有用的
[04:10.75]做啦
[04:08.54]古巨基：神救赎人世靠笑穴
[04:15.56]能诱惑人笑要够绝
[04:20.02]栋笃笑大家的死穴
[04:24.49]回水要自嘲花心血
[04:28.90]人类若那么易笑不必我卖笑
[04:34.89]玩幽默去拯救这众生
[04:38.23]将苦水饮到喜悦
[04:42.44]子华说子华说