[ti:Offended]
[ar:Eminem]
[al:Revival]
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[00:00.00]Offended (Explicit) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)
[00:00.09]Written by：Marshall Mathers
[00:00.19]You claim if you get knocked by the cops
[00:01.78]You'll give 'em not even a statement
[00:03.98]Walk in the arraignment s***t the bailiff
[00:05.42]Karate kick the plaintiff
[00:07.43]Gotti with the stainless
[00:08.34]I'll just call it shoddy entertainment
[00:10.11]If y'all was in the party gettin' faded
[00:11.72]On molly had the audience sedated
[00:13.65]You wouldn't catch a body if it fainted
[00:15.29]Probably let it fall and hit the pavement
[00:16.96]But you'd be the first lobbyin' to claim it
[00:18.93]***** stop bein' a lame
[00:20.13]Your hobby isn't robbery and dismemberin' body limbs
[00:23.02]Like you was Tommy Lynn Sells
[00:24.22]And chainsawing them in the basement
[00:25.47]Hardly fits your job description
[00:26.79]Ain't nobody dippin' out the back of the club like Oh my God he's trippin'
[00:29.21]Only time you get the blade is probably with the dang lawn equipment ain't it
[00:32.67]Wouldn't take a bobby pin and wave it
[00:36.27]I need to stop bein' debated
[00:37.83]You're still copyin' Xeroxing I'm still coppin' a feel
[00:41.13]Like Bill Cosby at will popping a pill then spill Oxys in Jill's coffee
[00:44.99]Then send her out to the hotel lobby a lil' wobbly and still groggy
[00:48.67]This blonde ****'s reprehensible misconducts never sensible
[00:52.06]Kiss my butt my set of principles is gone
[00:54.30]But 'til I get the President to respond
[00:55.99]My pen and pencil is a missile launcher
[00:57.75]And send it to Mitch McConnell
[00:58.76]Just as big of a b**th as Donald
[01:00.37]****'s on bruh
[01:02.57]Let me sing this **** soprano
[01:03.64]While I do it pizzicato
[01:04.68]Ivanka stiff arm her
[01:06.60]While I'm hittin' on Melania
[01:08.17]And this song's for all ya
[01:09.66]'Cause nobody likes me everybody hates me
[01:11.22]They want me to go eat some worms
[01:12.78]I hope you offended
[01:13.51]And drag my name through the mud through the dirt
[01:15.51]But I'ma make you eat your words
[01:16.82]I hope you offended
[01:17.58]You can try to hold me down but you better let me up
[01:19.71]'Cause you're only gonna make things worse
[01:21.13]I hope you offended
[01:21.89]'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up
[01:23.67]'Til everybody eats my turds
[01:26.43]These drums and hard snares bring out the worst in me
[01:28.65]Like Justin Ross Harris at a nursery
[01:30.70]Goin' ham at candy yam on nanny cam
[01:32.55]I'm gettin' handys with the zanny Xannys in the Caddy armrest
[01:35.05]I'm imagining objects so I'm batting cobwebs
[01:36.55]From a daddy longleg
[01:38.09]And Hamtramck got the panoramic camera
[01:39.70]Xanax a banana hammock and a Santa hat
[01:41.48]I'm smellin' like a damn mechanic
[01:42.90]With a chick that looks like Janet Jackson with a Spanish accent
[01:45.60]Twice your age and I'm actin' half it
[01:48.83]Grow up Nah
[01:49.61]Not that I know of y'all
[01:51.41]Basement just got a frickin' overhaul got a stripper pole installed
[01:54.36]Started rollin' all through those Klonopins like a bowlin' ball
[01:56.99]Like an overdose on twice the ratio of Propofol and go through no withdrawal
[02:00.43]While I get ********
[02:01.38]And give a facial to an interracial blow-up doll of Rachel Dolezal
[02:05.53]You're so appalled em so's my manager
[02:07.71]***** I'm amateur **** a pro career
[02:09.54]Coast is clear but nowhere to go from here
[02:11.68]And nobody's close so don't compare
[02:12.92]They ain't nowhere near I'm way over here
[02:14.72]My competition can't see me
[02:17.32]'Cause I don't own a mirror
[02:19.60]But Marshall you are terrific so smart and gifted
[02:21.82]I'm so narcissistic when I fart I sniff it
[02:23.48]Do a fake dab to smell my armpits whiff it
[02:25.56]Your anxiety's throwin' gang signs
[02:27.19]But I made strides with these R**e lines
[02:28.91]I'm cuttin' back on women hate crimes
[02:30.43]Like Ray Rice when he FaceTimes
[02:32.40]Bang bang bang bang time
[02:34.11]Dang knives'll butcher them gay wives
[02:35.82]You're gonna need sutures the same size
[02:37.65]As the blade I push into captcha
[02:38.85]When I pull 'em like sleigh rides
[02:40.94]Gotta stab a b**th at least eight times
[02:42.64]To make it on Dateline
[02:43.80]I came to stake my claim like a canine
[02:45.85]Waitin' in a buffet line
[02:47.93]So Kellyanne Conway I'm a really bad hombre
[02:50.82]Come play belly dance on me
[02:52.55]I've been making wedding plans all day
[02:54.79]'Cause nobody likes me everybody hates me
[02:56.38]They want me to go eat some worms
[02:58.02]I hope you offended
[02:58.83]And drag my name through the mud through the dirt
[03:00.67]But I'ma make you eat your words
[03:02.07]I hope you offended
[03:02.73]You can try to hold me down but you better let me up
[03:05.02]'Cause you're only gonna make things worse
[03:06.30]I hope you offended
[03:07.12]'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up
[03:08.96]'Til everybody eats my turds
[03:12.47]Eight year old with the wordplay
[03:13.67]Girl take this pole like a survey
[03:15.53]Today wasn't my birthday
[03:16.93]But I'm caked up like a dessert tray
[03:19.84]So we're in shape
[03:20.73]'Cause you're in a slurrin' state
[03:21.89]I'm a ten you're an eight like
[03:24.03]What I do before after and during R**e
[03:26.78]You wanna get into a pissin' contest and find out who's better
[03:28.97]And they made a fool out of what I pulled out him
[03:30.68]R. Kelly with a full bladder
[03:33.18]Non-high school grad I'm not a scholar
[03:34.40]But I'm so cold when I'm droppin' knowledge
[03:35.62]My degrees is the same as I got in college zero
[03:37.85]But nobody's hotter you owe me my respect
[03:39.64]I owe you nada like Haloti partner that blow me
[03:41.44]Told you I'm so dirty homie you can throw me in some holy water
[03:43.59]With some floaties on
[03:44.51]And get the soap and try to get the Pope to hold me
[03:46.53]While you hose me off And nope I won't be washed
[03:48.25]You hope to God I don't explode I gotta blow this spot up though
[03:50.30]I got a lotta more
[03:51.31]I won't put the sugar coating on it though
[03:53.34]'Cause sometimes you can feel like your energy's expired
[03:55.63]Rap's got you drained dead tired zapped
[03:57.96]You feel like a wet pile of crap
[03:59.48]But look man like the feds buggin' my phone uh huh
[04:01.80]I get why you're tapped
[04:02.91]But you gotta get your fire back
[04:04.41]Catch fire get upset and fire back
[04:06.90]Is what I tell myself
[04:08.57]When times get bad
[04:09.95]'Cause sometimes I might get sad
[04:11.44]Well I take the same advice I had
[04:13.33]And tell myself like I used to tell Hailie when life's a drag
[04:16.77]Told her to do like her dad don't cry get mad
[04:20.68]'Cause little baby powders belong in diaper bags
[04:23.64]I'm hyper by the time you see this side of me
[04:25.68]I'm right in your ***
[04:27.52]Foot up it
[04:28.00]I stood up for the kid
[04:29.09]Who had to put up with the bullies at his school
[04:30.89]At his school
[04:31.44]You ain't have to have no money
[04:32.40]Or go shoppin' just to cop a ******* attitude
[04:34.71]Now my dough's amountin' to a mountain it's rised too high to count it
[04:37.37]Never asked to be rich
[04:38.21]All I did was wish I had a dime for every time
[04:40.02]That I was doubted
[04:41.49]But then I think about it then I'm enraged
[04:43.19]'Cause I just figured out that if I was paid
[04:44.78]For the time I spent to put the pen to the page
[04:46.18]It'd be minimum wage
[04:48.18]But it's embedded in my head I never hunted for the bread and butter
[04:49.68]What I wanted was to be the one that they was scared of
[04:51.57]But I'm never gonna get the credit for the sweat
[04:52.65]And blood I put up in the pen
[04:53.45]And when I'm dead I wonder will they put me on a pedestal
[04:54.89]Or forget I was ever this incredible
[04:55.90]I guess I better go harder than ever 'cause I'll never get
[04:57.67]Another ************ opportunity again
[04:59.21]To offend as many people with this I can simply because I can
[05:02.07]'Cause nobody likes me everybody hates me
[05:04.07]They want me to go eat some worms
[05:05.62]I hope you offended
[05:06.24]And drag my name through the mud through the dirt
[05:07.97]But I'ma make you eat your words
[05:09.51]I hope you offended
[05:10.57]You can try to hold me down but you better let me up
[05:12.46]'Cause you're only gonna make things worse
[05:13.89]I hope you offended
[05:14.62]'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up
[05:16.57]'Til everybody eats my turds